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Learn how to download and apply the Well, uh, that explains a lot. Ugh! It's disgusting! Guards! Guards! I order you to get that out of my sight now! Get them! Get them both! skin for Minecraft on PC (Java Edition) or Pocket Edition (PE).
PC (Java Edition):

1. Go to the Minecraft website and login to your account.
2. Click the “Minecraft Java Edition” dropdown menu and select “change skin”.
3. On the next page, click “select file” and upload the Well, uh, that explains a lot. Ugh! It's disgusting! Guards! Guards! I order you to get that out of my sight now! Get them! Get them both! skin file.

1. Open the game app and press the “dressing room” button on the main menu screen.
2. Press “Edit Character” -> “owned skins” -> “choose new skin” and upload the Well, uh, that explains a lot. Ugh! It's disgusting! Guards! Guards! I order you to get that out of my sight now! Get them! Get them both! skin file.

Does this skin have thick or skinny arms?

This particular Well, uh, that explains a lot. Ugh! It's disgusting! Guards! Guards! I order you to get that out of my sight now! Get them! Get them both! skin has thick (4px) arms. It is based on the classic Steve model.

What color is this Well, uh, that explains a lot. Ugh! It's disgusting! Guards! Guards! I order you to get that out of my sight now! Get them! Get them both! skin skin?

This particular Minecraft Well, uh, that explains a lot. Ugh! It's disgusting! Guards! Guards! I order you to get that out of my sight now! Get them! Get them both! skin has the following color palette:
White
Gigas
Jacarta
Bondi Blue
Blue Stone